1 00:00:00,430 --> 00:00:01,790 You're watching Bravo. 2 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:03,470 On demand. 3 00:00:12,150 --> 00:00:15,630 Previously on Vanderpump Rules, playtime's over. 4 00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:19,490 Kentucky is not moving in, right? She's not moving in, I promise. I'm currently 5 00:00:19,490 --> 00:00:21,690 talking to a girl named Brittany. 6 00:00:21,930 --> 00:00:22,909 No, 7 00:00:22,910 --> 00:00:23,990 you just give them spare keys. 8 00:00:29,540 --> 00:00:32,000 Something's telling me I may or may not have a fake friend. 9 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,160 I still have a thought spot for Kristen. 10 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,980 There's something about her that I just can't hate. 11 00:00:38,380 --> 00:00:39,760 No, no, no, James! 12 00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:43,960 James, no, no, James. James clearly, he's over the edge, I'm sorry. 13 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,560 You are the most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes on. 14 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:14,620 Feel too good to be a good idea. 15 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:22,000 Some other girl would rather run from here. But broken hearts are not always 16 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,020 happy. 17 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:34,520 I'm up to standard with dress code? Yeah. Okay, good. Well, I usually get in 18 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:35,298 trouble for it. 19 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:38,740 So it's constantly evolving, and I like to keep things fresh and keep things 20 00:01:38,740 --> 00:01:42,160 moving. I think it's always good to bring in a couple of new people. It 21 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,480 the old employees on their toes. 22 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,640 How many training sessions have you done? Three, and then one daytime. 23 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,080 Okay, well, that's an important part, that's for sure. So you've got to be on 24 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:51,480 top of that. Yeah, it's intense, but I like that. Yeah. 25 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,100 People are replaceable, and they need to know that. 26 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:56,390 And everybody's been kind of welcoming. 27 00:01:56,890 --> 00:01:59,810 No one's punched me in the face or called me a bitch yet. Well, that's 28 00:02:00,130 --> 00:02:02,790 Lala seems to fit in perfectly. 29 00:02:03,030 --> 00:02:06,910 She has really been embraced by the boys for sure. Hi, by the way. I'm Jack. 30 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,970 Hi, Jack. Lala. Nice to meet you. Have we met? 31 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:11,190 I mean, yeah. 32 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:13,630 Like the time you texted. Oh, wow. 33 00:02:14,290 --> 00:02:15,730 How quickly you forget. 34 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:20,830 I mean, he's not really my type. Oh, good. Because you're definitely his 35 00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:21,930 Well, I'm everybody's type. 36 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:25,730 The other girls are just going to love this Lala. 37 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:27,109 Or not. 38 00:02:27,110 --> 00:02:29,950 As long as everything's okay. On the work front, we're good. 39 00:02:30,170 --> 00:02:31,170 Okay. 40 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:43,190 The sort of thing about the map thing, you know, you really have to know the 41 00:02:43,190 --> 00:02:45,710 tables in case someone's like, oh my gosh, can you bring water to table 42 00:02:45,830 --> 00:02:47,730 You know, they'll probably look at the box. Hey, how are you doing? 43 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:50,070 Good, good. Good? Yes, good to see you. 44 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:51,450 So, training? 45 00:02:51,530 --> 00:02:54,910 Doing pretty good with the table numbers and what's room is what. 46 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:56,170 What is table seven? 47 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:57,509 Table seven? 48 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:58,349 In here? 49 00:02:58,350 --> 00:02:59,350 No. No? 50 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:00,930 Table seven. 51 00:03:02,570 --> 00:03:03,570 On this side? 52 00:03:11,180 --> 00:03:15,660 Training to be a server at Sir is a lot harder than you would think. We have our 53 00:03:15,660 --> 00:03:17,780 cocktail. This is the dessert. 54 00:03:18,510 --> 00:03:21,770 The one and two are put together there. It's actually quite technical. 55 00:03:22,130 --> 00:03:26,450 You're going to take the menu home. Okay. Learn all the sides. You know, 56 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:29,570 You've really got to work on the cocktail menu. You've got to look at the 57 00:03:29,570 --> 00:03:33,870 list. There's also Lisa Vanderpump, who might be the most intimidating person in 58 00:03:33,870 --> 00:03:35,330 the world, next to Beyonce. 59 00:03:35,790 --> 00:03:38,410 Do you understand that? Absolutely. Otherwise, you're going to feel that I'm 60 00:03:38,410 --> 00:03:41,510 your case all the time. I understand. I won't let you down. I promise. I 61 00:03:41,510 --> 00:03:42,930 promise. I won't. 62 00:03:43,150 --> 00:03:44,150 Okay, don't. 63 00:03:44,570 --> 00:03:46,130 Okay. All right. Thank you. 64 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:47,350 Thank you. 65 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:48,830 Okay, we'll stop right there. 66 00:03:49,130 --> 00:03:51,330 So, get back out there. Okay. 67 00:03:52,870 --> 00:03:59,270 I'm driving that struggle bus. 68 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:00,870 I own the bus. 69 00:04:04,190 --> 00:04:05,190 Kill me. 70 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:06,390 Hey, girl, hey. 71 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:07,930 Hi. How are you feeling? 72 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:12,230 Other than this, like, sick feeling in my stomach, and I want to just, like, 73 00:04:12,250 --> 00:04:13,730 crawl into bed and not be a sir. 74 00:04:14,010 --> 00:04:15,350 Have you talked to James at all today? 75 00:04:15,770 --> 00:04:18,630 Yeah, he was like, I had a great time last night. I hope you had fun. I go, 76 00:04:18,769 --> 00:04:22,610 yeah, up until the end of the night. He's like, what do you mean? I'm like, 77 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,110 you not remember what you did? 78 00:04:24,570 --> 00:04:26,430 You're not going to tell me when I'm DJing, okay? 79 00:04:26,910 --> 00:04:27,910 Okay. 80 00:04:28,710 --> 00:04:29,830 Hey, what the frick? 81 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:33,230 I didn't even know he had that much strength, but he's like, he's over the 82 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:33,789 I'm sorry. 83 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:35,810 That was so crazy, guys. 84 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:38,270 How do you get that? 85 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:43,220 face i feel like it happens often all the time yeah so then like everyone is 86 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:47,540 leaving so i'm just like i can't deal with this no one said anything and 87 00:04:47,540 --> 00:04:50,920 kristen's leaves and she's like oh my god i'm so sorry about that i'm like 88 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,520 first of all you're it's not your job to apologize for him but like that was 89 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:59,600 that was scary a lot of people wanted me to ban kristen for my birthday party 90 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:03,560 Actually, Ariana is the only person who didn't want Kristen at my birthday 91 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:08,400 party. So, of course, Kristen shows up, James gets drunk, her being there was 92 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:12,780 just escalating the situation, and it somehow always becomes my problem. 93 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:19,040 On top of that, I spent the last several hours texting and on the phone with 94 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,520 Kristen. About what? 95 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:23,400 So, James ends up with Jenna. 96 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:28,760 You are the most beautiful girl I've ever laid eyes on. 97 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,980 So Jay calls them an Uber. They leave together. 98 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,060 They both live in West Hollywood. 99 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,960 So then James is like, dude, the Uber dropped me off at my house and then 100 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:41,919 dropped Jenna off. 101 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:46,420 Then Kristen calls me, of course, you know, Sherlock Holmes, went into James' 102 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:51,740 email, and James had an Uber from his house to Jenna's house at 6 .08 this 103 00:05:51,740 --> 00:05:52,740 morning. 104 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:57,400 This is really hard. I know. I'm, like, so hungover. I can't. I know, but I'm 105 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,400 just like, huh? 106 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:04,320 All I know is James and Jenna got in the Uber around 3 a .m., which never made 107 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:09,500 it to Jenna's. James, being the dumbass that he is, then calls an Uber for Jenna 108 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:14,900 from his house to hers at 6 a .m. And that is what we're calling the smoking 109 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:17,360 Uber. Don't get in the middle of it. I already am. 110 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Hi, Lisa. 111 00:06:21,220 --> 00:06:23,580 Hi. Oh, thank you. 112 00:06:24,060 --> 00:06:25,060 You're welcome. 113 00:06:26,030 --> 00:06:27,030 You always know. 114 00:06:27,350 --> 00:06:30,830 Knock, knock. Can I interrupt for just a second? Hi. 115 00:06:32,090 --> 00:06:35,430 So, I was wondering, do we know when I'm going to... 116 00:06:35,430 --> 00:06:42,390 Okay. I have 117 00:06:42,390 --> 00:06:44,670 a booking in Italy on Thursday. 118 00:06:45,010 --> 00:06:47,410 In Italy? And I'll be back Monday morning. 119 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:50,810 I've been acting and modeling since I was 12. 120 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:54,350 So, sir is my very first, like, real job. 121 00:06:54,610 --> 00:06:59,450 So to have to answer to someone, it kills me. I would never come up with an 122 00:06:59,450 --> 00:07:02,870 excuse with you, but I literally found out this morning. I'm just going to ask 123 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:04,950 if I can just have a little bit of blackface around. Okay, well, we'll 124 00:07:04,950 --> 00:07:06,090 from Monday. 125 00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:07,870 We're definitely back Monday. Don't mess about. 126 00:07:08,130 --> 00:07:09,190 Yeah, give us notice. 127 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:13,190 You have to let us know. And when you are on the schedule, you have to get 128 00:07:13,190 --> 00:07:13,909 chips covered. 129 00:07:13,910 --> 00:07:16,150 I take the job as seriously as the job is. 130 00:07:16,730 --> 00:07:20,510 I'm seating people at tables. I'm not performing brain surgery, so. 131 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:24,520 If that answers the question of if I take my job seriously. 132 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,880 All right. All right, Lala. Thank you. Thanks. 133 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:30,180 Okay. 134 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:33,260 Why aren't I just going off to Venice? 135 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,280 We do have lobster bits, too, as our soup of the night. Let me know if you 136 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,960 any questions, if you need another drink. 137 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:41,380 Awesome. All right. 138 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:42,580 How you doing? Good? 139 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:46,000 Yeah. Can I get two cups of table three? Sure. Yeah? Yeah. 140 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:49,580 Hola. Hi. 141 00:07:50,659 --> 00:07:51,659 How are you? 142 00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:53,340 Good. 143 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:57,360 Seems like there's a lot of new people. I, like, didn't recognize any of, like, 144 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,420 the hostesses when I walked in. I'm training this girl. 145 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,260 Have you met her? Faith? No. No. 146 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,920 No, she's really sweet. Yeah. I can't keep up with people sometimes. 147 00:08:05,140 --> 00:08:08,320 Like, I don't know what's going on, like, with this Kristen and Danny 148 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:12,800 and I just know what... She will not stop texting me. 149 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:14,380 Like, she's... 150 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:15,269 I'm crazy. 151 00:08:15,270 --> 00:08:18,930 Jenna f***ed my boyfriend. So please don't be a bitch about it. She's a 152 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:20,210 whore and you were rude to me. 153 00:08:21,350 --> 00:08:27,810 What? Why is she taking it out on you? Because it's another of my friends being 154 00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:29,290 her boyfriend or so she thinks. 155 00:08:29,530 --> 00:08:33,950 The problem with Kristen is whenever she's having a problem with James, she 156 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:36,330 takes it out on her friends. Me specifically. 157 00:08:36,669 --> 00:08:38,950 I was just trying to help. Like, don't get it twisted. 158 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:42,919 You've been nice about just kind of responding to her and giving her 159 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:45,820 kind of information you know, but I think it's bullshit for her to, like, 160 00:08:45,820 --> 00:08:48,720 it out on you and call you a bitch. If you want to keep texting me, calling me 161 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:53,380 bitch, saying I'm rude, calling my friend a whore, I'm not going to be 162 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:54,380 listen to that. 163 00:08:55,680 --> 00:08:56,960 Hi. Hello. Hi. 164 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:58,740 Welcome to L .A. 165 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Thank you. 166 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:04,000 We were all hanging out in Vegas, and I'm actually the one that met Brittany 167 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,000 first. 168 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:08,840 And I didn't actually feel the need to shield her from Jax necessarily. 169 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:11,960 Because since last summer, we've come a long way. 170 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:16,620 As funny as it sounds, I do believe that Jax is trying to be more serious these 171 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:19,880 days. Are you moving in? Do you have a set of spare keys? Oh, my God. 172 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,180 I told you you were going to get grilled. Have you asked him to have his 173 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:23,840 yet? That's coming. 174 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,080 Oh, my God. 175 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:29,220 She's meeting Lisa, actually. I think Lisa's seriously going to hire the girl 176 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:35,500 you're dating at Sir. Yeah, 100%. Lisa's so opposed to hiring couples at Sir 177 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:39,900 that she won't even hire my husband. Yet Jack thinks his flavor of the week is 178 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:40,799 going to get a job. 179 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:41,800 Good luck. 180 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,460 So any advice for her, for Lisa, you think? 181 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:49,280 She's very intimidating. One of the first questions she's going to ask you 182 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:52,170 You seem like a sweet girl. What are you doing with Jack? 183 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:54,290 Yes. All right, enough of that. Let's go in. 184 00:09:54,830 --> 00:09:55,830 Good luck. 185 00:09:55,970 --> 00:10:01,830 Good luck. I don't know if we just helped or hindered that, but... Coming 186 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:06,070 So Jenna didn't come over and you didn't go over home at 6 a .m.? Oh, God. 187 00:10:22,090 --> 00:10:22,969 Hello, ladies. 188 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,330 Hi. How are you? 189 00:10:24,570 --> 00:10:27,110 Listen, you're about to meet somebody you're going to have an interview. 190 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:27,989 why I'm here. Okay. 191 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:29,210 Please be nice to this one. 192 00:10:31,930 --> 00:10:34,270 Why is it so important for you to have her work here? 193 00:10:34,470 --> 00:10:37,250 I'm helping her out. Oh, you're helping her out. Is that what you call it 194 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:38,249 nowadays? 195 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:39,770 Brittany's from a small town in Kentucky. 196 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:44,430 That's the other charm that she has. Her smile and she's friendly. 197 00:10:44,890 --> 00:10:45,970 You know, obviously she's beautiful. 198 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:50,270 And I feel like I just haven't seen that in so long. It just caught me off 199 00:10:50,270 --> 00:10:52,240 guard. I'll meet her. Okay, okay. 200 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:54,200 Whatever you can do, that'd be great. Thank you. 201 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:56,200 Okay. Be nice. 202 00:10:56,420 --> 00:11:00,800 I'm never going to be nice about you until you radically change. Let's be 203 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,340 honest. How am I going to radically change? 204 00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:06,620 Maybe like a lobotomy might help. Go and get her. Go and remember those things. 205 00:11:06,780 --> 00:11:08,340 Thank you for meeting her, by the way, too. 206 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:09,860 Thank me after. 207 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:16,860 I know with every inch of my being this is the wrong thing to do. 208 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:21,320 Because I don't really want to hire anybody that Jack is involved with. It's 209 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:22,420 just riddled with complications. 210 00:11:22,820 --> 00:11:25,780 Why do I love being so mean to him? It's gotten worse, actually. 211 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,460 Oh, dear. Hello. 212 00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:31,420 Hi. Hi. 213 00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:32,820 How are you? 214 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,980 Nice to meet you. I'm Brittany. 215 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:36,219 Hi, Brittany. 216 00:11:36,220 --> 00:11:37,220 Lisa. This is Diana. 217 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:40,400 Nice to meet you. How are you? I'm going to let you have your interview. 218 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,480 Okay. Good luck. Good luck. 219 00:11:44,849 --> 00:11:48,410 I'm not into, you know, somebody walking in here just because they're in a 220 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:52,410 relationship with Jack thinking that they can come here and giggle and smooch 221 00:11:52,410 --> 00:11:57,430 because that's not working for me. No. I mean, how do I know that you can even 222 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:59,090 bartend? Have you got a resume? 223 00:11:59,570 --> 00:12:03,810 I do not have a resume with me, no. I was not prepared for this. 224 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:09,130 Right. But I work at two different bars right now. It's right across from, like, 225 00:12:09,170 --> 00:12:12,410 the baseball stadium, so it's really high volume. I'm busy all the time. 226 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,530 Hello. Oh, my gosh. I'm kind of scared. 227 00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:20,630 She's talking to Lisa right now. I don't want you to make a bunch of promises to 228 00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:21,630 her. 229 00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:26,230 You brought Carter just a few days ago, Tina's birthday. And then now, like, 230 00:12:26,270 --> 00:12:29,430 Brittany's here. So I'm like, do you see the way you kind of, like, bop around? 231 00:12:29,810 --> 00:12:30,810 Hey, y 'all. 232 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:31,950 Hi. Yeah. 233 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:33,490 How is everything? 234 00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,189 Everything's good. 235 00:12:35,190 --> 00:12:36,190 Jackson's having a struggle. 236 00:12:36,450 --> 00:12:38,790 I'm having a little bit of a struggle. I'm having a struggle, too. The 237 00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:39,709 struggle's real. 238 00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:40,710 Hey, listen, by the way. 239 00:12:41,050 --> 00:12:44,690 We are having, kind of inviting everyone to go to Thoroughly Goat tomorrow. 240 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,830 Okay. And you're welcome to come. 241 00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:49,010 I want to, yeah. Yeah, you can invite somebody. 242 00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:51,670 I'm telling everybody we're going to all hang out tomorrow at Thoroughly Goat. 243 00:12:51,790 --> 00:12:56,790 Jack takes the whole out of sight, out of mind thing just a little too far. I 244 00:12:56,790 --> 00:12:58,610 mean, Brittany is just in the next room. 245 00:12:58,890 --> 00:13:01,870 Even if she's not there, she's still there. 246 00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:05,730 So you're welcome to invite, you know, Danielle and Christina if she wants to 247 00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:07,530 come. I don't know. Danny's my roommate. Yeah. 248 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:09,130 Danielle. 249 00:13:09,310 --> 00:13:11,550 is in one room, and I'm in Stassi's old room. 250 00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:15,110 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You live in Stassi's old apartment? 251 00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:17,590 How crazy is that? I didn't know that. We just keep passing this apartment. 252 00:13:17,990 --> 00:13:21,150 I always thought that Jack could do just about anything if he get back in 253 00:13:21,150 --> 00:13:24,230 Stassi's bedroom, and now he can just do Lala. 254 00:13:24,650 --> 00:13:26,270 Well, thanks for the invite, man. Thank you for the invitation. 255 00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:28,930 Perfect. Thank you. All right, guys. Have a good one. 256 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,510 Well, just don't break any more hearts. 257 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,070 I'm not going to break any more hearts. Right. 258 00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:40,410 I would like to have a nice relationship. I'm jealous of you and Tom 259 00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:43,490 and Tom. I would like to have that. And you can have it for yourself. You just 260 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,110 have to learn how to control yourself. 261 00:13:45,530 --> 00:13:47,470 Okay. Sounds good. All right. 262 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:50,590 It's supposed to be dirty. 263 00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:56,730 So let me think about it, but you need to drop off a resume. Okay. We'll see 264 00:13:56,730 --> 00:13:57,469 where it goes. 265 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,470 Well, I would love the opportunity. 266 00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:00,330 Thank you. Thank you, ladies. 267 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:01,710 Bye. 268 00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:06,950 Put your trousers on next time you come for an interview. 269 00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:15,850 It's a dang chubby birthday boy. 270 00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,670 He's got the poopy head. 271 00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:19,310 He's got the poopy every time. 272 00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:20,730 Hi. 273 00:14:21,590 --> 00:14:22,590 Where's my friend? 274 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:29,190 I got him a primer dinner. 275 00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:33,730 Tom and I really, really lucked out. Gordo is just like the funniest. 276 00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:38,550 cutest little creature ever. What is this? Seriously, you guys, come on, just 277 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:39,550 give me the fucking meat. 278 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:44,190 The fact that Tom was actually able to make a huge decision like that... Hold 279 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:45,190 the trigger. 280 00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:46,390 Gordo. Yay! 281 00:14:47,230 --> 00:14:53,330 I'm like, all right, so now... my turn, Brad. 282 00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:55,150 Gordo. Gordo. 283 00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:57,270 I think you'd be a good... 284 00:14:57,949 --> 00:14:58,970 I'll be a great dad. 285 00:14:59,270 --> 00:14:59,789 I know. 286 00:14:59,790 --> 00:15:02,470 Who's your daddy? You'd be a good, like, stay -at -home dad. Who's your dad? 287 00:15:02,550 --> 00:15:03,550 I'll bring home the bacon. 288 00:15:03,710 --> 00:15:05,230 I've been bringing home a little bacon lately. 289 00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:07,510 No, you have been doing good. You got commercials. 290 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,009 Oh, I've been doing okay. 291 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:12,790 I know I gave you that, like, ultimatum, and, you know, everyone's been asking 292 00:15:12,790 --> 00:15:13,469 me about that. 293 00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:14,349 Oh, my God. 294 00:15:14,350 --> 00:15:18,190 So we're about nine months into that six -month ultimatum that Katie gave me 295 00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:19,190 about getting engaged. 296 00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:24,680 And ironically, the more Katie's been willing to back off, The more I've 297 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:28,220 to get there, the more I've wanted to take it to that next level. We're 298 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,080 right now. I've been running a commitment marathon. 299 00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:33,000 My legs are wobbling. I know, but you're not. The dog, the perm. 300 00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:36,240 Okay, well, the dog, the perm. 301 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,600 The ring. 302 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,340 No, not the, no. 303 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:43,420 No? I feel like I'm starting to prioritize a little bit in life, and I 304 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,640 this is a good thing for me, you know? We got... 305 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:53,580 Well, I didn't tell you, but it's not really a vanity thing. It was more of a 306 00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:57,140 symbolic thing. I wanted a constant reminder every time I looked in the 307 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,420 and then I'm supposed to get my shit together. 308 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,260 A perm is supposed to make you get your shit together? I know. It's kind of like 309 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,480 a roundabout backflip. 310 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:03,719 Let's see. 311 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,080 Perm. No, no, no. 312 00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:06,380 Katie. 313 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:08,220 Katie Gordo Perm. 314 00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:11,100 Career. Well, career perm. 315 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:12,620 I guess it could be anything. 316 00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:15,890 You know, come to think of it, they're probably all on the same level. You 317 00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:17,270 they're all equally important. 318 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:21,090 Oh, my gosh. You know how we all basically ran away after James started 319 00:16:21,090 --> 00:16:22,090 crazy? Yeah. 320 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:23,970 Well, he and Jenna left together. 321 00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:31,110 And then Kristen found an Uber receipt from this morning at 6 a .m. from 322 00:16:31,110 --> 00:16:32,530 his house to Jenna's house. 323 00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:34,390 Yeah. Oh, that's kind of juicy. 324 00:16:34,690 --> 00:16:37,610 You know what? I think that should be kind of wasteful for Kristen to be 325 00:16:37,610 --> 00:16:40,790 someone who's not cheating on her. Because, you know, then all those... 326 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:45,740 Great hacking skills would just be going to waste. Gosh, it just seems like that 327 00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:46,740 relationship. 328 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,820 That is volatile. 329 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,260 Yeah. 330 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,680 Hi. 331 00:17:21,869 --> 00:17:24,130 Behavior last night was like really embarrassing. 332 00:17:24,990 --> 00:17:25,990 Yeah. 333 00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,650 Do you want to say anything about it? I'm sorry. 334 00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:31,809 Are you sorry? 335 00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:33,850 Yeah. Can I have a glass of wine, please? 336 00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:38,230 Yeah. A Sauvignon Blanc would be awesome. Or a Pinot Grigio, whatever you 337 00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:45,710 So you get wasted. You act like a complete ass. I tried to be as calm as I 338 00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:46,710 could. I left. 339 00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:50,150 So then apparently you and Jenna leave in an Uber. So what happened? The Uber 340 00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:53,910 took you home? Yeah, she lived four blocks away from me, apparently. So it 341 00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:56,670 me home and then dropped her off. So if Jenna didn't come over and you didn't 342 00:17:56,670 --> 00:18:01,590 Uber her home at 6 a .m.? No. You don't want to see the Uber receipt from your 343 00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:06,890 email? People like to call me paranoid, crazy, because I check my boyfriend's 344 00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:09,850 email, but I find something every single time. 345 00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:13,150 How? Do you want me to show it to you? 346 00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:16,790 Ugh. 347 00:18:21,919 --> 00:18:23,820 We were just hanging out and we were just smoking. 348 00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,740 Liar. We are done. 349 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:31,160 I got out of one really shitty relationship into an almost worse one. 350 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:32,540 Oh, God. 351 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,280 It's not funny. I know it's not. 352 00:18:38,460 --> 00:18:39,700 Have you ever cheated on me? 353 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,580 Never. Be honest now, because now's the time. 354 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,339 I'm done. 355 00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:44,199 I'm going. 356 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,820 I don't need this. I don't... We're not walking away right now. Can we talk 357 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:48,860 about it? No, we can't. 358 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,100 Hi. Are you serious? 359 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:52,360 Yep. 360 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,780 James is not the person that I started dating a year and a half ago. 361 00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:05,340 I felt like he loved me so much. 362 00:19:07,700 --> 00:19:08,720 I'm hurtful. 363 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,040 I did everything for him. 364 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,500 Take it, pet. 365 00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:39,680 Coming up. I have a booking in Italy. They don't just fly models from 366 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:40,680 out to Italy. 367 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,200 So what do you have to do for that free trip? 368 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:02,370 By the way, who's all coming to join us? 369 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:03,910 Everybody and their mom. 370 00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:06,890 Jax just went on a spree of inviting everyone. 371 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:10,950 Have you guys met his new girl, Brittany? Yeah, no, I mean, I like 372 00:20:10,950 --> 00:20:13,890 Wait, have I met her? I don't know. She's the girl from Kentucky and Vegas. 373 00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:15,930 Was she at Sheena's party? 374 00:20:16,430 --> 00:20:19,310 No. Apparently, you know, she wants to move out here. 375 00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:25,610 Oh, my God. I guarantee you Jax has been like, it's so refreshing meeting a girl 376 00:20:25,610 --> 00:20:28,850 from a small town. Like, these girls out in L .A. are just like... 377 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:30,180 So money hungry. 378 00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:33,860 When Jax brings a new girl around, you know, you try to be excited. You be nice 379 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:38,460 to her. You be sweet. You try and show some enthusiasm for the potential of the 380 00:20:38,460 --> 00:20:45,060 relationship. But realistically, you know, don't get your hopes up. I don't 381 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:52,040 how sweet this girl is. I can't take anybody serious that dates Jax or that 382 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,040 has dated. 383 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,240 Hi, 384 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,280 guys. How is everybody? 385 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:04,540 Ariana. Hey, nice to meet you. What a nice guy Jax is. Just a welcoming 386 00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:07,020 committee to anybody who's new at Sir. 387 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:08,900 With boobies. 388 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,420 Hey guys, how was the drink? 389 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:11,700 It's really good. 390 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:16,620 Cheers. So you guys are both working at Sir, right? Yeah, we're the newcomers, 391 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:18,720 man. You're waitressing and you're hosting? 392 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,540 Yeah. Hey guys. 393 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,800 Oh no. 394 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,200 Have we met? I'm sorry. 395 00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:29,110 Yes. Yes? Okay. 396 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,150 Nice to see you again. When did you meet? 397 00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:34,929 I'm sorry. 398 00:21:34,930 --> 00:21:37,610 Do you want something to drink? I'll come with you. I have a drink. 399 00:21:37,810 --> 00:21:40,610 Your accent, I love it. Thank you. You're welcome. 400 00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:42,690 Thanks. How long have you been out here? 401 00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:44,250 I just got here on Sunday. 402 00:21:44,530 --> 00:21:47,210 Dude, you were... You were hammered last night, and you were saying some 403 00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:51,250 explicit things, by the way. Tell me about how you're going to, before you 404 00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:54,930 have sex, make her put on Commerce All -Stars, get her feet extra stinky, no 405 00:21:54,930 --> 00:21:58,510 socks in the Commerce All -Stars, maybe walk around the block, and then you can 406 00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:00,150 shove in your mouth. I like her feet really stinky. 407 00:22:00,370 --> 00:22:03,490 Not only do I like feet, but I like them a little bit dirty. I don't think it's 408 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,990 a really bad fetish. I mean, it's not like I like getting peed on or anything. 409 00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:08,430 like cute feet. 410 00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:09,649 Sue me. 411 00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:12,450 Can we do three shots of Fireball? Just put it on my tab. 412 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,160 Thank you, Michelle. So, 413 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,160 this girl wasn't at Sheena's birthday party, right? 414 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,600 No. She was coming the next day. She was flying back. 415 00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:25,020 Yes, I had Carter as a date, but we were just there as friends. 416 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,300 I'm trying to keep up here. 417 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:32,520 She seems nice, but... I'm not pushing it. She's not moving in. She's not none 418 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,379 of that. 419 00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:34,380 I don't know. 420 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,220 You're going to stay with your girlfriends for a while. You're going to 421 00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:38,219 with me for a while. 422 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:39,560 You're going to look for an apartment. 423 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,880 Are we going to... 424 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:42,620 We're pulling together. 425 00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,200 It sounds like she's on the Jax Express. 426 00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:46,980 She's got a one -way ticket. 427 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,240 She does. 428 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:54,600 It's just nice to meet somebody that, I don't want to say clueless, but, well, I 429 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:57,440 have no really idea about, sir, let alone my past. 430 00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:00,820 You've got to build that heart up and swell it up and then break it. 431 00:23:02,260 --> 00:23:08,620 Jax dated all these girls that are very, very similar, but he's convinced all of 432 00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,540 them that they're completely different. 433 00:23:11,150 --> 00:23:14,690 Takes a lot of work. If you're not heavy drinkers now, you're going to be 434 00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:18,910 shortly after working at CERN. Lala, when are you done with your training, 435 00:23:18,910 --> 00:23:20,830 officially? I finished yesterday. 436 00:23:21,370 --> 00:23:24,590 Oh. Yeah, I had a discussion with Diana. 437 00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:26,490 I have a booking in Italy. 438 00:23:26,910 --> 00:23:28,230 Hey, modeling? Yeah. 439 00:23:28,550 --> 00:23:29,409 Oh, sweet. 440 00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:32,630 I'm like, I'm not going to ask her to go. I'm just going to tell her I'm 441 00:23:32,630 --> 00:23:34,970 leaving. Yeah. Just leaving it like this. 442 00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:37,130 Up in the air, like, well, okay, then bye? 443 00:23:37,410 --> 00:23:39,390 I mean, Venice for sure. 444 00:23:39,910 --> 00:23:43,010 In their defense, like, yeah, what's the point of hiring someone if they can't 445 00:23:43,010 --> 00:23:44,610 ever, like, put them on the schedule? 446 00:23:45,230 --> 00:23:50,230 There's just something about Lala. I just get a feeling I can't trust 447 00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:51,230 that she's saying. 448 00:23:51,350 --> 00:23:55,370 And if we really want to get into it, they don't just fly models from 449 00:23:55,370 --> 00:23:56,370 out to Italy. 450 00:23:56,450 --> 00:23:58,410 I think they have plenty of models in Italy. 451 00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,160 Are you going to be unreliable and constantly be like, oh, tomorrow I have 452 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,560 leave town? Because they're very accommodating about that kind of stuff, 453 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:08,520 you're going to be constantly just being like, hey, I have to leave tomorrow, 454 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:10,360 that it might not work. 455 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:11,439 All right, guys. 456 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:15,740 You know that one? No. Again, I'm sorry. Welcome to Sir. You're going to regret 457 00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:19,420 it. I look forward to hating you all at some point. 458 00:24:20,020 --> 00:24:22,280 Welcome to Sir. 459 00:24:46,420 --> 00:24:47,420 Hello? 460 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,040 Hi. 461 00:25:00,260 --> 00:25:01,700 You want to start talking? 462 00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:05,100 I made a lot of mistakes when I was with Tom. 463 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:12,280 I was crazy and reactive, so after Tom broke up with me 464 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,240 and I started dating James, I just... 465 00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:18,610 promised myself I wasn't going to repeat those patterns. 466 00:25:19,030 --> 00:25:22,310 I mean, Kristen, you know, I got really drunk the other night. I f***ed up. I 467 00:25:22,310 --> 00:25:24,370 made a mistake. I lied to you. I did horrible things. 468 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:26,470 You're so angry when you drink. 469 00:25:28,430 --> 00:25:30,050 No. This has been a problem. 470 00:25:30,690 --> 00:25:32,150 I'm angry at you when I drink. 471 00:25:32,470 --> 00:25:33,730 I get angry at you when I drink. 472 00:25:33,930 --> 00:25:34,930 What did I do? 473 00:25:35,110 --> 00:25:38,210 I don't know if you did anything, Kristen. I don't know if you did 474 00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:40,230 So tell me exactly what happened. 475 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:51,600 Um, you know, Uber dropped us off. I think I invited her to come in. 476 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:54,060 What do you think? You know what happened. 477 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,000 So just tell me. 478 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,360 What's the point in telling me? We didn't have sex, Kristen. 479 00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:03,600 We didn't have sex. 480 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:11,140 I know that 100 % of my life. I'm 100 % sure I made out with her. 481 00:26:13,380 --> 00:26:14,380 Why? 482 00:26:17,420 --> 00:26:18,420 at the time I wanted to. 483 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,140 So you made out with her and what happened? 484 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:25,080 I don't know. I might have tried undressing her. 485 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:30,380 Might have tried? 486 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,260 Like taking her top off. Like I'd started with that and... She took her 487 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,260 off. No, she didn't let me take her shirt off. 488 00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:39,500 What, she didn't want to cheat too far? 489 00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:40,900 I don't know, Kristen. 490 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,420 At this point, I'm just lying to Kristen for her own good. I know if I tell her 491 00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:46,760 the entire truth, it's just going to devastate her. 492 00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:50,460 Like, I'm really, really sad that I'm not with you. 493 00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:58,000 The truth is, you know, Jenna and I were definitely boning. 494 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:02,080 I'm sure I didn't have sex with her. I've never had sex with anybody but you 495 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,600 the whole relationship we've been together or not together. 496 00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:06,180 I haven't. 497 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:09,620 I still want you to be my girlfriend, Kristen. I want you to be my girlfriend 498 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:15,460 again. James decided to have the balls to tell me the truth, which proves to me 499 00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:16,640 that he wants it. 500 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,700 You, and I've only ever liked you. 501 00:27:25,020 --> 00:27:26,020 Okay? 502 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:30,400 I know I'm gonna take time, and I'm sorry, but I'm willing to work on that 503 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,400 you. 504 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,240 Please drive. 505 00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:38,920 I love you. 506 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,000 Sorry. 507 00:27:44,340 --> 00:27:47,940 Coming up, maybe you've booked a job in Italy, but it's probably not modeling. 508 00:28:10,350 --> 00:28:14,350 Hi, welcome to the Joneses, L .A. Is this the place where you go when you 509 00:28:14,350 --> 00:28:15,730 to keep up with the Joneses? 510 00:28:16,150 --> 00:28:17,610 That's exactly it. A new balance is coming. 511 00:28:18,970 --> 00:28:20,790 Thank you. You guys just moved into town? 512 00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:26,050 No. No, she just moved in with me. I've been in my apartment for ten years. I've 513 00:28:26,050 --> 00:28:32,010 had the Schwartz era, the Jacks era, the Kristen era, and now it's the Ariana 514 00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:37,290 era. So it's time to get rid of some old stuff and bring in some new amazing 515 00:28:37,290 --> 00:28:39,450 things to go with my amazing girlfriend. 516 00:28:40,350 --> 00:28:43,190 The man's sofa is no more. Gotta go? No? 517 00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:48,450 It's a good sofa. It was a good sofa, but it's been painted. 518 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:50,170 It's been through some shit. 519 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:52,910 Yeah. What, Beth? Dog? 520 00:28:53,930 --> 00:28:54,950 I wish. 521 00:28:55,230 --> 00:28:56,230 Kind of. 522 00:28:56,470 --> 00:28:58,610 Yeah, you could say the couch was ruined by dogs. 523 00:28:58,810 --> 00:29:01,870 One of them being Jack. The other one is the bitch named Kristen. 524 00:29:04,130 --> 00:29:06,710 Let me show you another one right here that we have. 525 00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:11,790 This one more in a smaller size and it's deeper. 526 00:29:12,530 --> 00:29:14,710 Is that too deep for you? 527 00:29:17,370 --> 00:29:19,010 Let me show you one more. 528 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:23,770 See the length here? Yeah. I actually do really like this dial. 529 00:29:24,190 --> 00:29:27,790 This is $29 .95. I mean, I couldn't work something out for you. 530 00:29:27,990 --> 00:29:29,310 Wait, here, lay down right here. 531 00:29:29,630 --> 00:29:32,110 Dude, what are you talking about? Yeah, wait, come here. 532 00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:33,950 There's people here. 533 00:29:34,590 --> 00:29:35,590 Don't do that. 534 00:29:36,450 --> 00:29:37,750 When you're buying a couch. 535 00:29:38,430 --> 00:29:41,550 It's not about knowing your budget. It's about knowing yourself. 536 00:29:42,230 --> 00:29:43,750 We're adulting right now. 537 00:29:43,950 --> 00:29:44,950 We are. 538 00:29:45,390 --> 00:29:49,610 You know, I gotta say, it's been pretty awesome living with you. 539 00:29:50,190 --> 00:29:51,810 It's been awesome living with you. 540 00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:56,650 There's not one second I ever regret it. 541 00:29:57,990 --> 00:29:59,550 You're always so good to me. 542 00:30:00,150 --> 00:30:01,850 What's coming so damn happy? 543 00:30:02,190 --> 00:30:05,170 Me and Ariana, we're living together. I mean, that's still new. 544 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:06,710 I like when you meet me in Berkeley. 545 00:30:07,270 --> 00:30:08,860 Voila. Thank you. 546 00:30:09,180 --> 00:30:11,060 I still love the fact that I live with you. 547 00:30:11,300 --> 00:30:12,300 Cheers. 548 00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:17,340 Adulting is like getting really excited about doing things that you never 549 00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:19,540 understood why your parents got excited about. 550 00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,720 But now you do. 551 00:30:21,980 --> 00:30:23,420 Because you're adulting. 552 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,020 Out with the old and with the new. 553 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:31,400 Do you think that Sheena's, like, bored and that's why she's, like, inviting 554 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:35,160 this, like, this Kristen bullshit back into her life? 555 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,640 I don't know. 556 00:30:36,830 --> 00:30:41,010 The thing is, is I feel like for Sheena to consider someone else a friend, 557 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:45,970 sometimes their only real requirement is they haven't, like, f***ed her over in 558 00:30:45,970 --> 00:30:46,970 the past two months. 559 00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:53,830 Or they like her. You don't need to be so worried about being liked by every 560 00:30:53,830 --> 00:30:56,890 Schmo that comes into your life. 561 00:30:57,670 --> 00:31:02,390 I'm never going to give Sheena an ultimatum, and I'm not going to cut 562 00:31:02,390 --> 00:31:04,810 of my life the way Dossie cut Katie out of her life. 563 00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:13,550 Sheena will see a lot less of me if Kristen's around. So at some point, 564 00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:17,670 going to have to make up her mind about what's more important to her. 565 00:31:17,970 --> 00:31:22,450 I mean, there's really no excuse for Sheena to be even talking to her because 566 00:31:22,450 --> 00:31:28,710 Sheena has had, like, four years' experience with her. I don't need 567 00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:30,610 my life who's just going to be a shitty friend. 568 00:31:33,170 --> 00:31:34,430 Let's go pick out a couch. 569 00:31:35,390 --> 00:31:36,390 Oh, I thought we did. 570 00:31:36,410 --> 00:31:38,410 Yeah. Well, let's make it official. 571 00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:41,190 Okay. 572 00:31:59,330 --> 00:32:00,109 Checking AD. 573 00:32:00,110 --> 00:32:02,010 Oh, thank you. Yeah, good. Great. 574 00:32:03,850 --> 00:32:04,850 What's Jax doing? 575 00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:06,490 Hi. How's it going? 576 00:32:06,830 --> 00:32:07,830 It's going. 577 00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:08,969 I have to ask. 578 00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:11,270 Have to ask what? What did you think of Brittany? 579 00:32:11,810 --> 00:32:13,310 Oh, God. Do we have to go there? 580 00:32:13,510 --> 00:32:14,510 I mean, I'd like to go there. 581 00:32:14,770 --> 00:32:16,010 I'm sure you've been there. 582 00:32:16,550 --> 00:32:18,470 Hey. Why is she so interested? 583 00:32:18,710 --> 00:32:21,250 Why do you want her to work here? She's going to move here. She's going to get a 584 00:32:21,250 --> 00:32:23,670 job. She might get a job, but not necessarily with me. 585 00:32:24,060 --> 00:32:25,200 I haven't even seen her resume. 586 00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:28,080 Right. I know she could have come straight out of the chicken ranch. I 587 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,980 know where she's coming from. No, I agree. I agree. 588 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:34,780 So she showed up to the interview. What she didn't know, like, she was kind of 589 00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:37,720 unprepared. Like, she just came here for the vacation. I know. But it was a last 590 00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,100 minute thing. She didn't know. I haven't seen her resume. Okay. So let's have a 591 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:45,280 look at that. Okay. And also, let's see if you're still so interested in her in 592 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,700 a couple of weeks, which I highly doubt it, given your track record. 593 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,500 Maybe we'll have another discussion. 594 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,780 How about that? Okay. That's fair enough. It's really hard. It's hard for 595 00:32:53,820 --> 00:32:59,300 like, have an argument against all this when I have such a track record with 596 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:03,000 multiple girlfriends and they're not lasting and relationships crashing. 597 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:07,400 So me going, okay, I'm serious about this, well, it doesn't really carry a 598 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,400 of weight. 599 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:12,120 You're allowed to be married to her or she'll be tattooed somewhere on your 600 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,280 body. I do definitely need another girl's name tattooed on my arm. I 601 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,280 one in a while. 602 00:33:16,350 --> 00:33:17,930 I mean, I've seen this all play out before. 603 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:21,230 You know, it'd be three weeks of secret snogging behind the bar, and then he 604 00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:25,410 won't return her phone calls, and I'm left to pick up the pieces with this 605 00:33:25,410 --> 00:33:28,190 broken -hearted girl. I mean, I've been there, done it. 606 00:33:29,010 --> 00:33:30,010 Okay. 607 00:33:32,830 --> 00:33:37,770 Coming up... I would never be friends with a person like that. The girl is... 608 00:33:54,350 --> 00:33:56,530 Lisa, you're looking wonderful this evening. 609 00:33:56,890 --> 00:33:59,930 Okay, so what are the specials? The specials today are milk linguine pasta. 610 00:34:00,530 --> 00:34:02,810 It comes with a portini mushroom and sweet corn. 611 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:07,430 There you are. 612 00:34:12,029 --> 00:34:13,290 Why is it so hot in here? 613 00:34:13,810 --> 00:34:17,449 I don't know. I had to just go, like, pat my eyebrows dry. 614 00:34:17,810 --> 00:34:21,630 Like, you guys go, there they go. Let me just say, like, Lily was trying to just 615 00:34:21,630 --> 00:34:23,850 be open to the new people. I think Faith is a badass. 616 00:34:24,969 --> 00:34:28,469 Lala, I was asking her, when are you actually working a shift? Are you done 617 00:34:28,469 --> 00:34:29,469 your training? 618 00:34:29,530 --> 00:34:31,690 Yeah. Yeah, well, I don't really know. 619 00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:35,690 Because I booked this modeling job, but I had to go to Italy. And I'm like, Tom 620 00:34:35,690 --> 00:34:39,090 does modeling jobs all the time. He's never got a modeling job offer from 621 00:34:39,090 --> 00:34:43,000 Europe. I just feel like she to me is shitty. 622 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:50,300 That's her profile picture on Instagram. Her profile pic to me just screams me 623 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,300 in the ass. 624 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:54,380 I try with everyone. I give everyone the benefit of the doubt. I'm extremely 625 00:34:54,380 --> 00:35:00,240 patient. If your naked ass is your profile picture, maybe you've booked a 626 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:04,500 Italy, but it's probably not modeling. What it sounds like is there's a rich 627 00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,980 dude, there's a private jet, and there's Italy. 628 00:35:07,220 --> 00:35:10,380 I mean, from what I hear, she's quite open. 629 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:16,080 I'm not going to lie. I've definitely had my single days when you do use your 630 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,320 looks to get a job or get something for free. 631 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,820 However, I've heard that the crowd she hangs out with always goes on these 632 00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:26,440 sponsored vacations with rich older men. 633 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:32,000 They're not modeling. They're taking Instagram selfies on yachts and probably 634 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,240 giving blowjobs in order to be there. 635 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:38,360 I kind of want to, like, ask her, like, so how is the modeling job? Is she 636 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,660 working? I just want to see what she says. 637 00:35:40,380 --> 00:35:41,880 I don't know. I think she is. 638 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:44,900 I don't want to, like, be like, no, we're not going to be mean. We're just 639 00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:45,980 inquisitive. Okay. 640 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:49,920 How's it going? 641 00:35:50,780 --> 00:35:53,980 Hi guys. Are you excited for your modeling job? 642 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:55,780 Yes. When do you leave? 643 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,560 Today. And how long are you going for? 644 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:03,620 Not even a week. Is it for a magazine or a designer? 645 00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:07,300 I have a lot of friends that are models who are actually from Europe and who 646 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:12,800 have agencies from there. I think Italy is crawling with supermodels. Are you 647 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,120 calling me that I could never be a supermodel, Katie? 648 00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:19,200 I'm going to need to start seating more people in Katie and Sheena's sections 649 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:22,360 because they clearly have way too much time on their hands. 650 00:36:23,820 --> 00:36:26,520 You have a beautiful, ass, high -filed picture. 651 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,720 I just know better than to believe that that's actually what's happening. 652 00:36:32,260 --> 00:36:33,580 Well, congratulations. 653 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,800 You caught me in my lies. 654 00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:41,220 Of course, I'm going to tell my boss that it's for work. Do you think I'm 655 00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:42,460 going to tell her I'm leaving on a vacation? 656 00:36:42,740 --> 00:36:44,580 I'm not an idiot. I'm smarter than that. 657 00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,460 Yes, no, I'm going for fun. 658 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,620 It's a free trip to Italy. I mean, I'm not going to pass it up. 659 00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:51,720 So what do you have to do for that free trip? 660 00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:56,560 Luckily, I'm just a fun bitch to be around, so I get to keep my legs closed. 661 00:36:56,740 --> 00:36:57,740 What about your mouth? 662 00:37:00,900 --> 00:37:04,040 Starting off like lying and being shady is not going to like. 663 00:37:04,570 --> 00:37:09,190 get you friends or in good with management or anything of the sort. You 664 00:37:09,190 --> 00:37:11,750 want to start pissing people off before you're even on the schedule. No, of 665 00:37:11,750 --> 00:37:14,010 course not. If you care about this job and you actually, like, want to work 666 00:37:14,010 --> 00:37:15,590 here. Well, I mean, of course I care about this job. I mean, I'm here. 667 00:37:16,070 --> 00:37:19,390 Yeah. So, I mean, I guess just don't tell anybody. 668 00:37:19,810 --> 00:37:23,450 I mean, she's been here for two seconds and already she's lying to Lisa. 669 00:37:23,850 --> 00:37:27,710 And Lisa isn't just my boss. Like, I actually consider Lisa a friend. 670 00:37:28,170 --> 00:37:32,610 And I don't like when my friends or my boss or anyone... 671 00:37:33,070 --> 00:37:35,350 is being deceived right under my nose. 672 00:37:35,630 --> 00:37:39,350 All right, well, do have fun in Italy. 673 00:37:39,670 --> 00:37:41,550 We'll see you when you get back. Perfect. 674 00:37:43,030 --> 00:37:44,030 Arrivederci. 675 00:37:48,790 --> 00:37:50,950 How's the experience going? Fantastic. 676 00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:52,310 Fantastic? Awesome. 677 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,160 Good. Two vodka sodas? One is for my table and one is for me. No. 678 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,860 Kristen will not stop texting me. 679 00:38:11,140 --> 00:38:16,840 Why? Like, going on and on about this James and Jenna thing. Like, she texted 680 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:22,740 and she called me a rude bitch for not knowing what supposedly happened or 681 00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:24,940 didn't happen. What exactly do you owe her? 682 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:29,900 Absolutely nothing, first of all. Like, why is she texting you paragraphs upon 683 00:38:29,900 --> 00:38:36,240 paragraphs? Anybody being cool or nice to her translates to her into you guys 684 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,720 are not only best friends, but that she has the right to even talk to you like 685 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:45,980 that. I mean, she's never done anything insanely crazy like she has to Tom. To 686 00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:46,479 me specifically. 687 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:47,339 Or me. 688 00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:52,480 Or let's really think about this. Okay. All that shit last summer where she, 689 00:38:52,540 --> 00:38:57,040 like, facilitates this psychopath shit coming in here. To my place of work. 690 00:38:57,640 --> 00:39:01,640 Cool. She also punched people at your birthday last year. I mean, she's 691 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:02,880 And at the wedding. 692 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:07,220 Oh, and at the wedding. I think she's taking advantage of you in a way, too. 693 00:39:07,460 --> 00:39:10,740 That's why I kind of feel like I'm just going to have her come by tomorrow. 694 00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:14,900 It's never been easy being friends with Ariana and Kristen because I'm 695 00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:15,960 constantly in the middle. 696 00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:20,120 Thing is, I've been friends with Kristen a lot longer, but I'm closer with 697 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,880 Ariana. It just makes my life really difficult. 698 00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:30,250 I would never be friends with a person like that. The girl is f***ed up. 699 00:39:31,630 --> 00:39:32,670 I have to go back to work. 700 00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:36,090 I just got set a lot of tables. You know, it's busy in here now. 701 00:39:36,850 --> 00:39:37,769 Best of luck. 702 00:39:37,770 --> 00:39:38,770 See you later. 703 00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:45,490 Coming up. It's so hard to be friends with you. They're the ones putting you 704 00:39:45,490 --> 00:39:46,590 this position, not me. 705 00:40:02,030 --> 00:40:03,030 I think it's open. 706 00:40:04,390 --> 00:40:07,730 You guys are great for painting. I won't do it. I mean, I'm not going to get my 707 00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:10,370 deposit back anyway, so I don't really care. 708 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:14,250 Okay. 709 00:40:14,450 --> 00:40:18,810 Okay, so texting is just, like, way too much. Well, clearly, and I'm sick of you 710 00:40:18,810 --> 00:40:22,890 calling me a rude bitch via text when all I was trying to do... Being rude. 711 00:40:23,670 --> 00:40:27,510 Okay, you said you don't need to be a bitch. Stop being rude. So that 712 00:40:27,510 --> 00:40:30,570 means I'm a rude bitch. I was really upset. He came over. 713 00:40:31,310 --> 00:40:34,230 And he broke down and he told me literally everything. 714 00:40:34,630 --> 00:40:38,970 I thought Kristen and Tom had a terrible relationship, but that doesn't even 715 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:41,790 compare to how bad her relationship is with James. 716 00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:45,930 She can't be taking this out on me, sending me nasty text messages and 717 00:40:45,930 --> 00:40:52,910 exhausting. I tried again to let you back in a little bit, but you 718 00:40:52,910 --> 00:40:57,210 send me this that just makes me feel like I'm a terrible person. 719 00:40:57,570 --> 00:41:00,070 So I was the problem that James and your friend hooked up. 720 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:01,359 That was my fault. 721 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,420 He would say that because you left him. 722 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:05,080 Are you, like, are you kidding? 723 00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:07,920 I can't believe that just came out of your mouth right now. 724 00:41:08,140 --> 00:41:13,780 I'm just saying, it is a common trend with you and Jax and you and James and 725 00:41:13,780 --> 00:41:17,180 and the guys that you bang. You blame me for everything. Guys that I bang, James 726 00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:19,480 has been my boyfriend for a year and a half. How do you have, like, no self 727 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:23,460 -awareness that you can't understand that you're the problem a lot of the 728 00:41:24,260 --> 00:41:27,220 You and Jax, you guys have sex, ruin my engagement party. 729 00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:28,600 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 730 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,700 Then, um, you had sex with James, ruined my birthday party. 731 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:41,800 You and 732 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:48,680 James got in a fight at 733 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:49,680 my wedding. 734 00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:56,460 I still cannot wrap my head around how any of this is my fault. 735 00:41:56,810 --> 00:42:00,470 I just feel like with you and I at this point, I can't be friends with all 736 00:42:00,470 --> 00:42:01,470 parties anymore. 737 00:42:01,510 --> 00:42:04,790 Ariana's on the road again where she's like, if you're friends with Kristen, 738 00:42:04,870 --> 00:42:08,530 then we're done. I mean, then that's the bottom line. Sheena wants this whole 739 00:42:08,530 --> 00:42:12,310 situation with James to be my fault because then that would save her from 740 00:42:12,310 --> 00:42:14,690 able to admit that this is actually about Tom and Ariana. 741 00:42:15,070 --> 00:42:17,110 It's not my fault that you're friends. 742 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:19,820 It's not my fault either. 743 00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:21,339 It's not. 744 00:42:21,340 --> 00:42:25,540 It's not. It's so hard to be friends with you. It's hard to be friends with 745 00:42:25,540 --> 00:42:28,680 because you're friends with my boyfriend and hook up with my boyfriend. They're 746 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,560 the ones putting you in this position, not me. 747 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:39,040 Next time on Vanderpump Rules. 748 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:41,980 Wait, wait. Did you just say you're ready? I'm ready. 749 00:42:43,310 --> 00:42:44,310 I'm really doing it, huh? 750 00:42:44,550 --> 00:42:46,730 I was having a breakdown. 751 00:42:47,610 --> 00:42:50,710 People saying things, I feel like I'm alone. 752 00:42:51,130 --> 00:42:54,510 I'm just saying she's going through a lot. So am I, and what I'm going 753 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:55,530 I guarantee, is bigger. 754 00:42:56,950 --> 00:42:59,230 When was the last time you talked to Shay? Four days. 755 00:42:59,650 --> 00:43:03,270 Shay has gotten fed up and left. 756 00:43:03,590 --> 00:43:08,630 It just literally shook my world. I'm like, I feel like I've been cheated on. 757 00:43:08,730 --> 00:43:10,930 It's so hard not having him at home. 758 00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:15,990 To see more Vanderpump Rules, go to bravotv .com.